*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.

that time in Nip/Tuck

Sean and Christian decide to go out and find women for their new practice in LA and Lean Like A Cholo is on.

that time in Nip/Tuck…

When Sean moves to Cali and gets his new job then everyone starts lip singing to the song in the background, but it’s a woman’s voice.

thesolitudeofravens:

Sang Bleu 6 is coming !

(Source: trevorgasm, via natural-killer)

gotemcoach:

Gimme dat. #GotEmCoach

Jeff & the Dibbles.: The Right Look: Lightening Dark Skin For Beauty, Money and Cancer

jensenjaundice:

Until today I’d assumed “whitewashing” (the practice of bleaching one’s skin to alter its color to a lighter and thus more appealing tone) had all but died in most parts of the modern world.

Holy fuck was I wrong.

This year, British Vogue’s November 2011 cover features…